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gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

(Source: gendertrashfromhell, via covocal)


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lettersfromtitan:

aleksandrwilde:

jinxamataz:

commissarcuddles:

hexane-nightmares:

Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them. 

How was this even caught on camera?

did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair so it could land on its feet

Did you know that pound for pound, house cats are THE most efficient land predators?

Cats are better than you.
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love-ginger-snap:

hypo-fuck:

sociating:

murder house

I’m going to live in that house


…did u not watch the first season of AHS
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youngblacksamurai:

hardboiledshawty:

I just sent this to Drakes dad and I am CRYING

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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unclefather:

drunktrophywife:

thefuuuucomics:

you have found heaven for everyone

 Dashcon 2k17

I peed in the ballpit
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thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

(via fake-mermaid)


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danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING 

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this is the best day ever 

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of course you are

(via shaweezybaby)


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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this earth. Life is fleeting. And if you’re ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when the stars are strung across the velvety night. And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day… make a wish and think of me. Make your life spectacular. I know I did.
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