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h0odrich:

moms will deadass scream at you with lightning bolts coming from their eyes and flames from their mouths one minute and the next walk out the room ‘how do these boots/earrings/my hair look’

(via bringthestars)


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rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

(via bringthestars)


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  • partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
  • me: okay
  • me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
  • partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
  • me: no
  • partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
  • me: no
  • partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
  • me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

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snorlaxatives:

it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself

(via covocal)


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meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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(via fake-mermaid)


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troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

(via pursuitofhapppinessss)


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annieleonhardt:

boys who hate bright lipsticks because “itll get all over them” fail to realize it will come nowhere near them

(via talkingdreamss)


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officialmileyrares:

taken by a fan Miley brought on stage
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fall-out-boy:

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
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