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thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call me out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole, via be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)


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Group Assigments
  • Person: I have an idea
  • Me: So did Hitler

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sean-codyvevo:

bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING
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spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

(Source: despute, via thecheapestsex)


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misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes
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bitchface12345:

i don’t do cocaine i just like the smell

(via pizza)


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charlienight:

pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe

(via thecheapestsex)


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