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youngblacksamurai:

hardboiledshawty:

I just sent this to Drakes dad and I am CRYING

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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unclefather:

drunktrophywife:

thefuuuucomics:

you have found heaven for everyone

 Dashcon 2k17

I peed in the ballpit
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thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

(via fake-mermaid)


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danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING 

image

this is the best day ever 

image

of course you are

(via shaweezybaby)


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Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this earth. Life is fleeting. And if you’re ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when the stars are strung across the velvety night. And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day… make a wish and think of me. Make your life spectacular. I know I did.
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deathwishesinacookiejar:

Oh, please, tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?
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Sober or drunk, it’s always you.

Unknown  (via teaa-spoon)

(Source: mistakeswere-made, via shaweezybaby)


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theclearlydope:

[via]
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chrisissippi:

the prophecy
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